Q: What is Angelique?
Angelique loves speaking in third person. Read what she has written about herself here, and about those around her here. If you have any questions which are not addressed in this FAQ, feel free to email her at rainingnoodles [at] gmail [dot] com.
Q: Why raining noodles?
She doesn't know. Angelique's just random that way. Seriously, people, there are more important things in life to worry about!
Q: Why pink?
It's pretty.
Q: Pink is gross.
It's pretty.
Q: Really.
Seriously.
Q: You go on forever about being short. How short are you?
Shorter than you.
Q: Are you single now?
[drama warning]
Mr X dug out my heart, arteries still attached, hopped on it like a agitatedly hungry kangaroo, ripped it apart into a million bits, and ate it before my very eyes taking care to chew and swallow very slowly and purposefully. Then he stapled my lips together, three times for good measure, shackled my limbs to solitude, and threw my cold naked body into a dark abyss.
And because my heart is still in his stomach, I can't give it to anyone else. Love sewed stitches across my eyes that pulled the lids shut. This is why today I still believe in the validity of a certain handwritten note I gave him that read, "I love you, and it doesn't matter when you read this."
Anyway, to hell with all this. Life is good.
Oh and did I mention? I'm attached to Bryan!
Holy crap, I am now attached! O_O
Q: Cool, you live in Singapore... Hey, is Singapore in China?
No. Don't feel too bad about this though! Singapore and China are only about two thousand miles apart, and the world is a big place.
Q: How else can I web-stalk you?
You can admire previous mastheads here, check out updates and add me as a friend via Twitter, view my Blogger profile, or send a hug my way. =)
You can also SMS me via Twitter but if I'm tardy at replying it's not because I hate you, but because I have two numbers and only one handphone. In fact, even though many people have read this FAQ, you're still the only one I love. <3
Q: When and why did you start blogging?
I've spent sleepless nights in bed trying to spin an interesting story, but the boring truth is that I started blogging on 18 September 2002 on a whim. The very first entry I wrote consisted of a long list of the homework and the following line desperately appealing to classmates: PLEASE TELL ME IF I'M MISSING ANYTHING. Blogging has changed me for the better in many ways and is also the main reason why I no longer talk to myself out loud -- A benefit to society, people.
Q: That line on your blog seems familiar...
Some readers have taken the initiative to adopt lines as their own after reading it on my blog. I thought it was pretty heartwarming until its proliferation to the extent that some actually used my blog HTML code wholesale including my webstats counter codes, inflating my visitor counts. That's just annoying.
Like this commonly pilfered line:
If you know me, pretend you don't. If you don't know me, don't pretend you do.
Contrary to popular belief, it isn't an idiom... yet. So if you use it, please place a link back to this blog or something.
While imitation may be the most sincere form of flattery, it is also euphemism for plagiarism! and trampling! on my intellectual! property! rights! I know it's a cool line. I know you know you want to use it too. I know you know you ought to have at least enough respect to give credit where it's due!
However, if it happens to be something embarrassing that I wrote or said that makes me cringe and want to dig a hole metres deep to hide myself, please DON'T mention me when you re-use those lines. Thank you!
Q: You're really annoying.
Sorry.
Q: You always get straight 'A's don't you? I hate you! Bitch!
I wouldn't mind being hated if I did so. Unfortunately, I'm not part of the straight 'A's crowd and my grades can be used to spell vulgarities like EFF U(ngraded).
Q: You're lying!
Oh... Okay then!
Q: Hi! I am a freeloader who has a disgusting habit of taking shameless advantage of nice people. Would you be willing to help me market my product for free?
I would if I could but I can't so I won't. In short, the answer is no.
Q: I spotted you the other day but didn't dare to say hello!!
Just come over and say hi! I am actually very friendly in real life. Really. =)
Recent posts...
I still believe pigs can fly.
Angelique
November 20, 19xx
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