Sunday, June 05, 2005 @ 10:48

She


My name is Angelique. I officially age every 20 November since 1988. I live in secular, multi-racial, multi-religious, tiny Singapore where too much of the workforce is too busy to have sex.

This blog chronicles moments I want to remember. It is my emotional piggy bank; it is all the chicken soup I've ever brewed in preparation for the inevitable shitty moments in life. I am a Constructive Pessimist, which in Angelique-speak means that I expect worst-case scenarios to happen, so that outcomes will be either anticipated or pleasantly surprising. Expect the worst; save yourself the disappointment.

I tend to blurt out random lines that may very well be the continuation of a conversation I had had with someone back in 1998. On most days I am head over heels in love with myself. I also love caffeine, dark chocolate, money, snow, pool, the Internet, roller coasters, horse-riding, long-haul flights with turbulence, pink, and Sunday, which is my royal Get up and Ready Eons After Teatime day. I detest tobacco, mushrooms, war, and Bush.

Buried within me is a closet geek who believes that if men and women communicated in languages as beautifully precise as html or mathematics, break-ups would possibly become a thing of the past. Though I subscribe to existentialism, my worldview remains predominantly 'www'. My favourite vulgarity is 'double you tee eff'.

I am pink. I am the proud owner of huge eyebags. I am short but tall enough, fat but thin enough, happy but disgruntled enough, pacifist but assertive enough, wild but cautious enough, observant but self-absorbed enough. I am nothing and I am everything.

I am alive.

(I still believe pigs can fly.
I don't have to see to believe;
they only fly when I'm not looking.)





Recent posts...

Pre-requisites

Frequently Asked Questions

Contact me

mastheads

Tracks

link to me

Wishlist

Exits




Want more Angelique?

Back to top
Back to main

Rambling


It's raining noodles! Hallelujah! And the noodles shall inherit the earth!

If you know me, pretend you don't. If you don't know me, don't pretend you do.

Comments are not necessarily reflective of my opinion. Only people who love me are allowed to comment. I'm serious. Trolling is so last season. Bitch in my face if you have to. It's only polite!

I live in Bloggerland, Singapore. Please don't stalk me. (:

You may wish to read more about me here.

Exit?

Link me up!











Want more buttons?

Categories


View posts by category?

* Neptune
* blawg
* Probably Lesbian
* Cradle-snatcher
* Mr X files
* The Ex
* Dude(tte)
* letters
* lists
* fairytales
* lawl blawg
* chat log
* doodle log
* dream log
* photolog
* vacation log
* school
* %s job
* %s family
* (a)musings
* 100 words
* boys
* poop
* chainsaw
* S
* hungry
* cyberlife
* hissy fit
* self-effacing
* thoughts
* weird shit
* yayness



Credits


Powered by Blogger
Copyright 05 Angelique!
All rights reserved, including that to throttle plagiarists.

Random Shapes



All Archives

- June 2005 - July 2005 - August 2005 - September 2005 - October 2005 - November 2005 - December 2005 - January 2006 - February 2006 - March 2006 - April 2006 - May 2006 - June 2006 - July 2006 - August 2006 - September 2006 - October 2006 - November 2006 - December 2006 - January 2007 - February 2007 - March 2007 - April 2007 - May 2007 - June 2007 - July 2007 - August 2007 - September 2007 - October 2007 - November 2007 - December 2007 - January 2008 - February 2008 - March 2008 - April 2008 - May 2008 - June 2008 - July 2008 - August 2008 - September 2008 - October 2008 - November 2008 - December 2008 - January 2009 - February 2009 - March 2009 - April 2009 - May 2009 - June 2009 - July 2009 -

I still believe pigs can fly.
I don't have to see to believe;
They only fly when I'm not looking.






TOP

Disclaimer

This blog is not safe for children, not safe for work, and not safe for sanity.
Blame the weather.
It's raining noodles!


Menu

About Characters Wishlist FAQ Navigate Contact Main


Quick bites

Angelique
20 nov 1988
Bryan
blog mastheads
Blogger profile
hug me!
claims to fame
all archives
atom, rss
Bloggerland, Singapore




Click here for mama!


Posts by category




ShoppingLifestyle Magazine Readers' Contest: Win A Louis Vuitton Neverfull Bag