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Friday, September 09, 2005 @ 22:00

blogebrity catfight

It's funny that ShaolinTiger, whose blog entries are (I quote his blog masthead) "Inane Ramblings of a Brit in Malaysia Eating Drinking and Partying", should dare label Singaporeans inbreds.

It seemed dodgy when he then shirked responsibility, claiming that it was an overboard statement (hilarious that he should concede this) directed at Xiaxue's overboard statements.

I find something deeply comical in the fact that many who're on ST's side mentioned something like, "(Shaolin)Tiger is better than your Singapore lion!" -- Ignorant people, obviously; I find it deeply ironic that Singapore's coat of arms has (Behold!) a lion and a tiger.

Oh, the thing that infuriates me. Let us scrutinise the following arguments of ST's:

"For me Malaysia is much better than Singapore, I don't mind visiting Singapore but the people there are weird, I think it's a matter of in breeding, it's such a small country everyone must be related to everyone else in some way or another.

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You must be pretty dumb if you really think what I said was meant to be taken seriously, for one the majority of people in Singapore are of Chinese descent, this means they can't marry someone with the same surname as themselves according to Chinese culture, so incest is ruled out pretty quickly right?

It was an overboard statement meant aimed at HER overboard statements and generalization..., yes I just did it with more style, I am a seasoned troll. If you didn't believe there was some truth in it, you wouldn't be so offended by it.

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For the sake of it I'll apologise for calling you all incestuous, as a lot of you are obviously too dumb to work out why I did it, but there you go.

I don't see the big deal anyway, you must feel it's true.

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Really, stop being so anal, it's 2005, being called incestuous is not so bad."

I love his psuedo-apology. It sounds so sincere that we'll all go give him a hug right now! *rolls eyes*

And since he got upset by people who labelled him a fame-rider (including yours truly), I replied,

"For the sake of it I'll apologise for calling you a fame-rider, as you are obviously too dumb to work out why I did it, but there you go.

I don't see the big deal anyway, you must feel it's true.

Really, stop being so anal, it's 2005, being called a fame-rider is not so bad, and everyone now knows that GUYS BITCH TOO!

Perfect example here: You.

There you go."

ST even dared to say this:

"Anyway I pretty much declare Xia Xue and her fanboi's OWNED, I win neh neh."

One word: Childish.

Ha. ST, if you want to call me incestuous, fine. It's not like my twin isn't my girlfriend and my husband's Mum anyway (and by the way my husband is also my elder brother's girlfriend). But don't make such insensitive sweeping statements then apologise half-heartedly; I will dig your heart out with a scalpel and put only half of it back in.

Why, oh why, does this [insert vicious expletive here] make me feel so angry? The only people I've felt like killing so far have only been smokers. Oh no... Can he be? Alas! Good heavens!

My intuition tells me that he is a smoker! (:

And no, I'm not a fame-rider, and I doubt this entry will bring much traffic here anyway; it's already a very tired topic. I just needed to make a mental note to check if ST truly smokes, coz if he does I'd understand why he bitched so much; tobacco really messes with your mind.

And I thought bitching was a girl's prerogative. Oh dear.

This whole episode is just kinda lame. At such a point in time, you've simply got to love the very diplomatic and moderate KennySia. And by the way, I have to mention that he looks like the guy I had a crush on when I was at TJ, minus some fats and plus deeper dimples.

Would he be sad if he knew the real reason why I love his blog? I think so. Shhh! Don't tell him, ok? =P

Heh. But of course we blog readers are all voyeurs at heart and wouldn't want all our blogebrities to be moderate people, would we? How boring! Catfights (pun unintended) and controversies, however childish, do offer entertainment.

I suggest you don't read the following posts, unless you want to feel like violently impaling yourself with the nearest pen. You know how curiosity killed the cat (pun unintended). But anyway, here's the story from both sides, because we want to be objective voyeurs, yes?

Xiaxue

24 Aug 05: XX bitches about her trip to KL

29 Aug 05: XX bitches about certain Malaysians (who left bitchy comments)

3 Sept 05: XX wonders where her readers are and bitches about ST

ST

30 Aug 05 - ST bitches

5 Sept 05 - ST bitches again

7 Sept 05 - ST bitches yet again

9 Sept 05 - and ST bitches yet again, again

Oh, and by the way, ST is a closet gay who rots in front of his computer 24/7 and secretly wanks to the xiaxue's pictures every night. His IQ and EQ both dip into the negative zone. [Insert more randomized mean accusations here.] And if ST gets really mad at this, tell him, in his own words: If you didn't believe there was some truth in it, you wouldn't be so offended by it.

*rolls eyes*

That statement ought to win some award for being the most illogical statement on the face of this earth.

I shall now publish this blog entry before my eyeballs fall out from so much rolling.

Labels: cyberlife, thoughts

12 Comments:

Posted Friday, September 09, 2005 10:46:00 PM by xt...

hm. i nearly didn't get to the end because of all the ludicrousness everywhere.

it's humourous. his statement that if one did not believe that there was some truth in something, they would not be offended by it. LOL!

and i am not closely related to most ppl in singapore unless you include sworn siblings, which brings the total up by 7 to say... 19. more if you include my sworn sibling's sworn siblings. (assuming only one of my sworn siblings has sworn siblings.)

anyway the point is, my relatives are in malaysia.

"I will dig your heart out with a scalpel and put [it] only half back in." ahahaha! lol.

Posted Friday, September 09, 2005 11:03:00 PM by ShaolinTiger...

To quote myself:

"If you had half a brain you'd realise anything with HTML tags in it is automatically held until I approve it to stop spam, obviously you don't as you posted the same comment about 15 times."

:)

Kenny was pussying out btw, stuck between a rock and a hard place, he already learnt his lesson about "Posting whatever the fuck you want when you are famous" sydrome with the SPG incident.

Nice random mean words btw, but it'd take a lot more than that to get me mad.

Have a great weekend!

Posted Friday, September 09, 2005 11:14:00 PM by raining-noodles...

xt: I lost count of all my siblings liao.

ST: Okai. next time i'll post without html tags, thanks for the notice, but spam doesn't necessarily come with html tags
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Sorry, I was wrong about you moderating the posts.

Wahaha, I think Kenny was trying to be nice lah (= and besides, he sounded rather serious about the patriotism thingy.

Nah, I posted it coz I knew it wouldn't get you mad. Can tell that you're very thick-skinned from the way you're able to take, what, hundreds of flamers? Whoa.

Blogebrity catfights are nice to watch.

Posted Friday, September 09, 2005 11:20:00 PM by raining-noodles...

OH NO!!! I forgot to ask you something!!

ST, do you smoke??

Posted Friday, September 09, 2005 11:54:00 PM by ShaolinTiger...

You can post with HTML, but unless I'm online at that time it'll take a while to come up.

99% of the spams have URL's and thus HTML tags, so it a simple way to catch them.

It's cool your comment is there now :)

Anyone from all the horrible things I've left in the other posts, you should certainly release I wouldn't moderate something so innocuous.

Kenny learnt his lesson already, so yeah he's being smart this time :)

And anyway, I don't believe a real friend would ask him to choose a side, so logically it should be a non-issue.

Yeah I smoke, you can kill me now.

Posted Friday, September 09, 2005 11:56:00 PM by Anonymous...

apparently ST is not as thick skin as you to spam 15 times even after you've found that your comments have been moderated

that's enough to reflect your mentality

Posted Friday, September 09, 2005 11:58:00 PM by raining-noodles...

ST: URLs automatically form HTML tags?

Poor Kenny, sometimes I get the feeling that he's trying to be a nice guy all the time, lol!

RAWR! WILL STAB YOU WITH MY METAPHORICAL BLUNT TUNING SPOON! NOW! Air pollutant, you.

Anon: Hmm? Why would ST spam since I don't moderate comments?

Posted Saturday, September 10, 2005 12:00:00 AM by raining-noodles...

Anon:

Three excuses for what i did.

1. kiasu lah

2. I was rather incensed. Angry people do stupid things.

3. multi-tasking

Give me a break lah, do you think I'm perfect.

Posted Saturday, September 10, 2005 1:28:00 AM by ShaolinTiger...

Nope, the spammers put the HTML in directly.

They want to increase PageRank with incoming anchor text, so they use HTML, just the URL would be no use as it wouldn't be considered a backlink only a mention. Some use [url] tags but those aren't supported so it doesn't work on my blog :)

Posted Saturday, September 10, 2005 9:16:00 AM by raining-noodles...